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  • Love Notes of the Day (09/06/06)


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  • Love Poem of the Day (09/06/06)


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    The Lover Tells Of The Rose In His Heart

    All things uncomely and broken, all things worn out and old,
    The cry of a child by the roadway, the creak of a lumbering cart,
    The heavy steps of the ploughman, splashing the wintry mould,
    Are wronging your image that blossoms a rose in the deeps of my heart.

    The wrong of unshapely things is a wrong too great to be told;
    I hunger to build them anew and sit on a green knoll apart,
    With the earth and the sky and the water, re-made, like a casket of gold
    For my dreams of your image that blossoms a rose in the deeps of my heart.

    ~ William Butler Yeats

  • Quote of the Day (09/06/06)


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    Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true. [paraphrased]

    Buddha

  • Saint of the Day (September 6)


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    SEPTEMBER 6
    BLESSED BERTRAND

    Bertrand lived in the last half of the twelfth and first part of the thirteenth centuries. His country, France, was troubled by religious wars. There was great confusion about Church teaching. Bertrand's parents managed to live a peaceful life and they taught the true faith to their son. In 1200, the Cistercian monasteries were attacked by an army led by Raymond of Toulouse. He believed in a heresy called Albigensianism. He attacked people who did not believe as he did. He especially persecuted the Cistercian monks. They were trying very hard to help people know about the true Catholic faith.

    Bertrand became a Cistercian and a priest. Around 1208, he met St. Dominic. This was God's invitation to him to begin a very important ministry. He was one of the six men who joined Dominic in 1215 to form a new religious congregation, the Order of Preachers. They are often called "Dominicans" after their founder. Blessed Bertrand was sent to Paris to start the order there. After a short while, St. Dominic called for Friar Bertrand to go to Bologna to establish the order there. Bertrand obeyed happily. Meanwhile, the Order of Preachers was growing. They preached the Gospel message in the towns and countryside. They wanted people to know and love their Catholic faith. In 1219, Blessed Bertrand accompanied St. Dominic on a trip to Paris. He loved and admired St. Dominic very much.

    The Dominicans had a big meeting in 1221, called a General Chapter. Bertrand was there. The order was divided into eight provinces so that the religious and their ministries could be more effective. Bertrand was made the superior or provincial of southern France. He spent the rest of his life preaching and helping people grow closer to God.

    He died in 1230 and was proclaimed "blessed" by Pope Leo XIII in 1881.

  • Gospel of the Day (September 6)


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    Daily Reading & Meditation

    Wednesday (9/6): "He laid his hands on every one and healed them"

    Scripture: Luke 4:38-44

    38 And he arose and left the synagogue, and entered Simon's house. Now Simon's mother-in-law was ill with a high fever, and they besought him for her. 39 And he stood over her and rebuked the fever, and it left her; and immediately she rose and served them. 40 Now when the sun was setting, all those who had any that were sick with various diseases brought them to him; and he laid his hands on every one of them and healed them. 41 And demons also came out of many, crying, "You are the Son of God!" But he rebuked them, and would not allow them to speak, because they knew that he was the Christ. 42 And when it was day he departed and went into a lonely place. And the people sought him and came to him, and would have kept him from leaving them; 43 but he said to them, "I must preach the good news of the kingdom of God to the other cities also; for I was sent for this purpose." 44 And he was preaching in the synagogues of Judea.

    Meditation: Who do you take your troubles to? Jesus' disciples freely brought their troubles to him because they found him ready and able to deal with any difficulty, affliction, or sickness which they encountered. When Simon Peter brought Jesus to his home for the Sabbath meal (right after Jesus preached in the synagogue in Capernaum), his mother-in-law was instantly healed because Jesus heard Simon's prayer. Jesus could not avoid drawing a crowd wherever he went. No one who asked Jesus for help was left disappointed. Jesus' numerous healings and exorcisims demonstrated the power and authority of his word, the "good news of the kingdom of God". When he "rebuked" the fever, it immediately left. When he "rebuked" the demons, they left as well. Why did the demons shudder at Jesus' presence? They recognized that he was the "Christ", the "Son of God" and that he had power to destroy their kingdom by releasing those bound by it. Jesus came to set us free from bondage to sin and evil. Do you seek freedom in Christ and trust in his power to set you free?

    When Jesus and the disciples sought a lonely place to regroup and rest, they found instead a crowd waiting for them! Did they resent this intrusion on their hard-earned need for privacy and refreshment? Jesus certainly didn't but welcomed them with open-arms. Jesus put human need ahead of everything else. His compassion showed the depths of God's love and concern for all who are truly needy. Jesus gave the people the word of God and he healed them physically as well as spiritually. We can never intrude upon God nor exhaust his generosity and kindness. He is ever ready to give to those who earnestly seek him out. Do you allow Jesus to be the Lord and Healer in your life, family, and community? Approach him with expectant faith. God's healing power restores us not only to health but to active service and care of others. There is no trouble he does not want to help us with and there is no bondage he can't set us free from. Do you take your troubles to him with expectant faith that he will help you?

  • Quote of the Day (09/05/06)


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    Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.

    Andre Gide

  • Love Poem of the Day (09/05/06)



      

    A White Rose

    The red rose whispers of passion,
    And the white rose breathes of love;
    O the red rose is a falcon,
    And the white rose is a dove.

    But I send you a cream-white rosebud
    With a flush on its petal tips;
    For the love that is purest and sweetest
    Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

    ~ John Boyle O'Reilly (1844-1890)

  • What the Teacher Really Means...

    What the teacher says and (what the teacher really means).


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    1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information
    From his classmates.
    ( He was caught cheating on a test).

    2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
    (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes ).

    3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact
    With fiction.
    (He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).

    4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating
    That high expectations don't intimidate her.
    (The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).

    5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
    (The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).

    6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
    (Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).

    7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
    (Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment
    She creates a class argument).

    8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
    (He's a bully).

    9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to
    Explore new territory.
    (Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).

    10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
    (She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).

    11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very
    Expressive and open.
    (He must have written the Whiner's Guide).

    12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress
    Would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
    (Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and
    Must repeat the 8th grade).

    13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
    (A mouth that never stops yacking ).

  • Things To think About...

    If you've already seen this, I apologize for resending it to you. If not, enjoy it!


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    Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
    in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
    every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    If you drink Pepsi and work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to
    smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, you're NOT going to be smiling?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Islandcan make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    What do you call male ballerinas?

    Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

    If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the atmosphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
    but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

  • Leave and Application Letters

    I want to share with you this collection of funny leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India sent by a friend of mine thru e-mail.


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    1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

    2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
    From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

    3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
    "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

    4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
    "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

    5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

    6. An incident of a leave letter
    "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

    7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
    "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

    8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

    9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

    10. Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

    11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

    12. Letter writing: -
    "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

    13. A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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